No big boom for me
I've just learned that the powers-that-be will not be imploding Busch Stadium at the end of the season. They've taken away what would have been the highlight of my long, cold, St. Louis winter. Now, the rest of St. Louis and I have to watch as a wrecking ball slowly knocks over the stadium. Apparently implosions are riskier and take longer to clean up than wrecking balls demolitions. Safety be damned. I want to witness the spectacle of a 50,000 seat stadium suddenly collapsing to the ground. Now all I have is ImplosionWorld.com.
posted by Bruce @ 9/18/2005 12:21:00 AM
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2 Comments:
dude man... an implosion is like hanging out with a shto of tequila. Short but effective. The next best thing? Show up with a case of Busch.....
On the ESPN morning talkshow they had on the guys from Cheap Seats.Those two are going around campaigning agains the demolition.
"We hear they're holding contests for the lucky guy to push the button. Well what we're doing is holding a contest to break the finger of the guy that pushes the button"
Sweet
That's hilarious. The contest to be the one to knock down the stadium is open to Missouri and Illinois residnets, so in theory it could a Cubs fan that does it.
I like the case of beer idea. Drink the Busch while watching Busch slowly crumble.
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