tis the season

Green is normally my favorite color, but not today.

College football has arrived. I've wasted my time reading lots of preason previews, so I could point out the best ones for you.
I've narrowed it down to two must-read articles. Both are fairly short, and both take cheap shots at Vince Young's intelligence.

Start with this preseason poll from the Onion.

Then, jump over to ESPN to read this article.If you are too lazy to read it, I've included two of the highlights below.

"1. Ohio State ... The defense is rebuilding, with All-American A.J. Hawk gone to the NFL and only two starters returning. But the coaching staff is confident the unit can continue playing at a high level with the motivation of getting some snazzy Buckeyes stickers because, as everyone knows, first-graders and Ohio State players will do almost anything for some stickers."

"5. West Virginia ... West Virginia's stock has been rising ever since the Mountaineers were crushed 35-10 by Georgia over the final 40-plus minutes of last January's Sugar Bowl. Wait … that doesn't make sense. Hmmm. Let's try this instead: West Virginia's stock has been rising ever since it upset Georgia, 38-35, at the Georgia Dome in January's Sugar Bowl. There. That's better."

Both excerpts seem like something native son would write.