Last Night
The headlights on my truck are going through some circuit problems so last night it would periodically go off and I'd have to work hard and getting it to come back on. I showed Kate the nicest parts of the area we're in; Newhall and Valverde. The drive out to Valverde was fun; I partly anticipated that the lights would go out as I'm driving along the rolling hills - for those of you who aren't familiar with the area, large part of this part of Santa Clarita is as yet completely uninhabited by humans. So all of a sudden everything would be pitch black as I'm driving. haha.
I came up with an idea with Kate that it would be possible to have sex whilst driving the sex as the car is speeding along completely in the dark; fueld with tequila, speed , chased with Budweiser (she new favourite American beer. haha). But since that would be kind of dangers, you park the car somewhere in the dark, do your "thing", and as that is happening along, the person underneath has their foot jammed on the accelerator (with the transmission in neutral), still fueld with tequila, speed, and beer. That is possibly one of the best ideas I've ever had in my life.
yes i know she has a boyfriend
i'm good friends with her brother eric
and he tells me this kind of useful stuff
i'm good friends with her brother eric
and he tells me this kind of useful stuff
posted by Johnny Chang @ 5/27/2006 11:06:00 AM
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Wow, must've been a lot of tequila, since your English has gone out the window completely. I can be certain that at least Kate stayed civilised. She knows how to handle herself and is a true lady regardless of the quantity of alcohol consumed.
Anyway, last time I was at an airport between long-haul flights, I was leafing through a book I am sure you would love. Unfortunately I can't remember the author or the title, but it was something like "Insatiable", and is supposedly true-life confessions of a promiscuous was it French girl in Italy - or Italian girl in England - or whatever. Anyway, it was just her recounting tales of how she became a call girl. There was something there about suddenly stopping the car and doing it in the headlights in the middle of the road. Or whatever.
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Found it:
Memoire Sexuel : The Erotic Diary of a French Girl in Spain (Paperback)
by Valerie Tasso
and even with a lot of alcohol, i'm gentleman enough not to try anything. actually i dind't drink that much last night - was just tired from driving all over LA with kate in the afternoon. she was good company in the car.
good times
Huh. It's a good thing no one is ever likely to disport themselves with you anywhere, let alone in a moving vehicle.
huh
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