Bingo
There was bound to be one of these somewhere online:
6_4_2, an angels/dodgers double play blog

and here's a gem of an inning of baseball , get it whilst it's still up:
Hint - some great jewish lefty
...but the people here also like the WVU Mountaineers, Cleveland Indians, Los Angeles Dodgers, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, USC Trojans, New Zealand All Blacks, the St. Louis Arch, road trips, bluegrass, experimental music, all women Mariachi bands, obscure pop songs, Albanians, quirky art galleries, long walks on the beach and kittens.
There was bound to be one of these somewhere online:

I am not shaving again whilst the LA Dodgers keep pulling W's out of their opponent's ass.
It's summer, and it's hot (except in the southern hemisphere.)
It definitely feels like summer now. Yesterday I went swimming at Jen's house. We also ate lots of her homemade jam.

"Ah yes, there they are. My guys, takeing in a game. Gloves, and hats, and cap full of dreams."
While working on Johnny's website I made this fun wallpaper. It cracks me up a little bit. The ladies should love it.
While going through my files I found all my old report cards from elementary school. My 5th grade teacher Ms. M.M. Pritchard wrote, "Bruce continues to be an excellent student. He is interested in finding out all the questions that puzzle humanity." I wonder what I did that made her write that.
So the good ol' USA is 229. All in all it was a pretty good day. There was thunder and lightening in the early afternoon. Then, it went away. There were no hot dogs or apple pie, but I ate a BBQ burger. Drank Sam Adams beer, since he helped found the country. Some people swam. At the end of the day, we avoided the crowd at the Arch by watching the fireworks in the suburbs. We made up for the smaller show by sitting 50 yards away from fireworks. We were so close that I could feel the explosions in my chest and it hurt my eyes to watch it for awhile. Good times.